• A black t-shirt featuring a distressed cream and red graphic of a zombie holding a beverage in front of a tattered American flag with the text "WOOD FOOT & PATRIOTISM."
  • A black t-shirt featuring a distressed cream and red graphic of a zombie holding a beverage in front of a tattered American flag with the text "WOOD FOOT & PATRIOTISM." The shirt is on a rustic wooden workbench surrounded by vintage tools and speed shop badges.
  • A man in a flat cap wearing the black "Wood Foot & Patriotism" t-shirt, standing at a vintage drag strip entry with hot rods and racing signs in the background.
  • A rockabilly couple standing at a drag strip during sunset. The man wears the "Wood Foot" tee, and the woman wears her favorite Mothman-themed black t-shirt.
  • Cinderpoint Studios Bella+Canvas 3001 size chart for shirts on a white background
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Cinderpoint Studios

"Wood Foot & Patriotism" Retro Zombie Gearhead T-Shirt - Lowbrow Kustom Tee

"Wood Foot & Patriotism" Retro Zombie Gearhead T-Shirt - Lowbrow Kustom Tee

$28.00 USD
$28.00 USD
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Pedal to the Metal. Period.

In the world of the Grease Pit, there is no "half-throttle." You’re either idling or you’re burying the pedal so deep it might as well be made of wood. Our "Wood Foot & Patriotism" tee is a gritty, high-octane tribute to the heavy-footed legends who treat every stoplight like the start of a national anthem.

Featuring a decaying, pompadoured patriot who clearly hasn't let a little thing like the afterlife slow down his reaction time, this two-color distressed design is pure lowbrow rebellion. It’s for the builders, the burners, and the ones who know that liberty sounds a lot like a wide-open throttle.

Why you'll love it:

  • The "Tribe": A visceral, deep-cut statement for the "All Gas" crowd and the DIY garage family.

  • The Hand-Drawn Feel: Gritty, high-contrast distressed art with massive negative space—designed to stay breathable while you're under the chassis.

  • The Quality: Printed on our favorite Bella+Canvas 3001. Soft enough for a post-shop nap, tough enough for the drag strip.

Technical Specs:

  • Colors: Deep Motor-Oil Black for optimal contrast.

  • Sizes: XS to 5X (Inclusive sizing for the whole crew).

  • Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

Spotted in the Wild: Looking for the "Mothman Bar & Grill" tee featured in our photos? Click here to get lit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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