The Socialite - Book of Lyle Chapter 2 - Retro Siamese Cat T-Shirt - Bella+Canvas 3001

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In Chapter 2, The Socialite, our resident Siamese icon is pictured in his natural state: perched with poise, a martini in paw, and a gaze that suggests he’s already planned his exit strategy. With warm vintage gold tones and a mid-century "cocktail hour" aesthetic, this design captures that universal moment when your inner battery hits 1%, and you’ve officially decided that "out and about" is "over and done."

Part of The Book of Lyle—a collectible chapter series documenting the high-maintenance life of a very low-effort world—this tee combines storybook illustration with the dry, "Better Living" humor of the atomic age.

Why you’ll love it:

• The Mood: Perfect for introverts, cocktail enthusiasts, and anyone who has ever looked at a party invite and thought, "No."
• The Art: Original Cinderpoint Studios character art featuring Lyle in his most "refined yet exhausted" glory.
• The Feel: Printed on the fan-favorite Bella+Canvas 3001 for a soft, broken-in feel from day one.

Caption: 
“My social battery is at 1%. Please don’t charge it.”

Technical Specs:
• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Heathers contain polyester).
• Fit: Retail fit / Unisex sizing.
• Weight: Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²).
• Quality: Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-tape for a durable, tailored look.
• Ethics: Proudly sweatshop-free and platinum WRAP certified.

Sizing Note: 
These run true to size for a standard retail fit. For a more relaxed, "lounge-around-the-atomic-ranch" look, we recommend sizing up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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