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The Gracious Host - Book of Lyle Chapter 9 - Retro Siamese Cat T-Shirt - Bella+Canvas 3001
The Gracious Host - Book of Lyle Chapter 9 - Retro Siamese Cat T-Shirt - Bella+Canvas 3001
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Lyle is a firm believer in the "open door" policy—specifically, the part where you use it to leave.
In Chapter 9, The Gracious Host, we find our Senior Aesthetics Consultant perched regally behind a "Welcome" mat in a state of perfectly tailored hospitality. With a smug, knowing expression and a paw pointed firmly toward the exit, Lyle embodies the ultimate mid-century social irony: the host who loves the aesthetic of a gathering, but prefers the silence that follows it.
Part of The Book of Lyle—a collectible chapter series for the socially selective and the exceptionally stylish.
Why you’ll love it:
• The Mood: An anthem for the polite introvert and the master of the "short-and-sweet" visit.
• The Art: Original Cinderpoint Studios character art featuring Lyle in his most "formally dismissive" glory.
• Boutique Quality: Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 for a tailored, high-end feel that matches the art.
Caption:
"Welcome! (Now please leave.)"
Technical Specs:
• Colors: Available in Black and Vintage Black (Premium selection).
• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Fit: Retail fit / Unisex sizing.
• Quality: Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting shape.
• Ethics: Platinum WRAP certified and eco-friendly production.
Sizing Note:
True to size. Perfect for maintaining a comfortable distance from your guests.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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