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The Gracious Host - Book of Lyle Chapter 9 - Retro Siamese Cat T-Shirt - Bella+Canvas 3001

The Gracious Host - Book of Lyle Chapter 9 - Retro Siamese Cat T-Shirt - Bella+Canvas 3001

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Lyle is a firm believer in the "open door" policy—specifically, the part where you use it to leave.

In Chapter 9, The Gracious Host, we find our Senior Aesthetics Consultant perched regally behind a "Welcome" mat in a state of perfectly tailored hospitality. With a smug, knowing expression and a paw pointed firmly toward the exit, Lyle embodies the ultimate mid-century social irony: the host who loves the aesthetic of a gathering, but prefers the silence that follows it.

Part of The Book of Lyle—a collectible chapter series for the socially selective and the exceptionally stylish.

Why you’ll love it:
• The Mood: An anthem for the polite introvert and the master of the "short-and-sweet" visit.
• The Art: Original Cinderpoint Studios character art featuring Lyle in his most "formally dismissive" glory.
• Boutique Quality: Printed on the premium Bella+Canvas 3001 for a tailored, high-end feel that matches the art.

Caption:
"Welcome! (Now please leave.)"

Technical Specs:
• Colors: Available in Black and Vintage Black (Premium selection).
• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.
• Fit: Retail fit / Unisex sizing.
• Quality: Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping for lasting shape.
• Ethics: Platinum WRAP certified and eco-friendly production.

Sizing Note:
True to size. Perfect for maintaining a comfortable distance from your guests.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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