• A top-down photograph of a black t-shirt featuring a distressed graphic of Jesus Christ on a pogo stick with a halo and stars.
  • A top-down photograph of a black t-shirt featuring a distressed graphic of Jesus Christ on a pogo stick with a halo and stars. The shirt is centered on a rustic wooden workbench surrounded by vintage tools and a "Speed Shop" patch.
  • A medium shot of a man with tattoos and a flat cap wearing the "Jumping Jesus" black t-shirt, standing at a sun-drenched vintage drag strip entry.
  • A rockabilly couple standing at a drag strip during sunset. The man wears the "Jumping Jesus" pogo stick tee, and the woman wears her favorite black Cinderpoint Studios t-shirt.
  • Cinderpoint Studios Bella+Canvas 3001 size chart for shirts on a white background
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Cinderpoint Studios

Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick Retro T-Shirt - Sacrilegious Humor Tee

Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick Retro T-Shirt - Sacrilegious Humor Tee

$28.00 USD
$28.00 USD
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He’s Bouncing Back.

"You know what, Stuart? I like you. You're not like the other people, here in the trailer park."

Our "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick" tee is a high-speed, high-altitude tribute to one of the most iconic and manic lines in punk rock history. Whether you’re a lifelong disciple of The Dead Milkmen or you just appreciate a Savior with some serious vertical, this shirt is your new favorite conversation starter.

Featuring a joyful, haloed Jesus catching serious air on a pogo stick, this distressed graphic is pure subversive gold. It’s for the ones who know that if you’re going to have a burrow owl in your backyard, you might as well have a pogo-sticking Messiah on your chest.

Why you'll love it:

  • The "Tribe": A massive "if you know, you know" for fans of 80s punk, satirical humor, and weird Americana.

  • The Aesthetic: Vibrant, high-contrast art that looks like a rare find from a vintage skate magazine.

  • The Quality: Printed on our favorite Bella+Canvas 3001. Soft enough for a Sunday nap, tough enough for the front row of a show.

Technical Specs:

  • Colors: Deep Motor-Oil Black for maximal halo pop.

  • Sizes: XS to 5X (Inclusive sizing for the whole crew).

  • Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

Spotted in the Wild: Looking for the "Mothman Bar & Grill" tee featured in our photos? Click here to get lit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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