• A black t-shirt featuring a distressed graphic of a manic-looking boy in a starburst-patterned straightjacket on a mid-century geometric rug, trying to reach a sweating silver soda can.
  • A black t-shirt featuring a distressed graphic of a manic-looking boy in a starburst-patterned straightjacket on a mid-century geometric rug, trying to reach a sweating silver soda can.
  • Rockabilly greaser guy at a drag strip is wearingA black t-shirt featuring a distressed graphic of a manic-looking boy in a starburst-patterned straightjacket on a mid-century geometric rug, trying to reach a sweating silver soda can.
  • A rockabilly couple is at a drag strip as the sunsets. The man is wearing A black t-shirt featuring a distressed graphic of a manic-looking boy in a starburst-patterned straightjacket on a mid-century geometric rug, trying to reach a sweating silver soda can.
  • Cinderpoint Studios Bella+Canvas 3001 size chart for shirts on a white background
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Cinderpoint Studios

"Just One Pepsi" Retro Padded Cell T-Shirt - Anxious Punk Humor Tee

"Just One Pepsi" Retro Padded Cell T-Shirt - Anxious Punk Humor Tee

$28.00 USD
$28.00 USD
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I’m Thinking Too Much.

All I wanted was a Pepsi. But instead, you sent me to your institution, and now I’m sitting here in this lovely padded cell, wondering if I’m the crazy one. Our "Just One Pepsi" tee is a high-speed tribute to the ultimate anthem of adolescent anxiety and suburban paranoia—Suicidal Tendencies' "Institutionalized."

Featuring a frantic thrill-seeker (we'll call him Mike) trying his best to get a single, sweat-beaded soda can that is just barely out of reach, this distressed design is a masterclass in lowbrow storytelling. It’s for the ones who know that the "institution" is sometimes just the voice inside your own head.

Why you'll love it:

  • The "Tribe": A visceral, relatable statement for anyone who’s ever been told they’re "going through a phase."

  • The Hand-Drawn Feel: Gritty, distressed art with massive negative space—perfect for staying cool while the world spins.

  • The Quality: Printed on our favorite Bella+Canvas 3001. Soft and durable, an instant favorite for quality and feel.

Technical Specs:

  • Colors: Deep Motor-Oil Black for optimal contrast.

  • Sizes: XS to 5X (Inclusive sizing for the whole crew).

  • Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

Spotted in the Wild: Looking for the "Mothman Bar & Grill" tee featured in our photos? Click here to get lit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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