1
/
of
5
Cinderpoint Studios
I’m Not Old. I’m Well Preserved Tee - Retro Humor Graphic T-Shirt
I’m Not Old. I’m Well Preserved Tee - Retro Humor Graphic T-Shirt
Regular price
$28.00 USD
Regular price
Sale price
$28.00 USD
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Quantity
Couldn't load pickup availability
Some people age gracefully. Some people get a little sharper, a little sassier, and a lot more collectible.
This retro humor tee serves up vintage housewife charm with a perfectly preserved sense of self. Featuring a cheerful mid-century illustration, bold candy-colored typography, and a knowing little jar of strawberry jam, this design is made for anyone who prefers their humor sweet, tart, and slightly unbothered.
Soft, flattering, and easy to wear, it’s the kind of shirt that looks right at home with jeans, cardigans, cat-eye sunglasses, and absolutely no apology. Equal parts nostalgic and cheeky, it makes a very good gift for the friend who still turns heads and still has excellent timing.
Why you’ll love it:
- Soft Bella + Canvas tee with a comfortable everyday fit
- Retro-inspired artwork with bright, high-contrast charm
- Funny without trying too hard
- Great gift for birthdays, best friends, sisters, moms, and beautifully preserved troublemakers
For the women who are not old. Merely well preserved.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This retro humor tee serves up vintage housewife charm with a perfectly preserved sense of self. Featuring a cheerful mid-century illustration, bold candy-colored typography, and a knowing little jar of strawberry jam, this design is made for anyone who prefers their humor sweet, tart, and slightly unbothered.
Soft, flattering, and easy to wear, it’s the kind of shirt that looks right at home with jeans, cardigans, cat-eye sunglasses, and absolutely no apology. Equal parts nostalgic and cheeky, it makes a very good gift for the friend who still turns heads and still has excellent timing.
Why you’ll love it:
- Soft Bella + Canvas tee with a comfortable everyday fit
- Retro-inspired artwork with bright, high-contrast charm
- Funny without trying too hard
- Great gift for birthdays, best friends, sisters, moms, and beautifully preserved troublemakers
For the women who are not old. Merely well preserved.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
Share
