• A top-down photograph of a black t-shirt with a distressed graphic of a haloed Jesus smoking a cigarette above the text "HOLY SMOKES!"
  • A top-down photograph of a black t-shirt with a distressed graphic of a haloed Jesus smoking a cigarette above the text "HOLY SMOKES!" The shirt is centered on a rustic wooden workbench with vintage tools and a greasy rag nearby.
  • A medium shot of a man with a flat cap and tattoos wearing the "Holy Smokes!" black t-shirt, standing near a vintage gasser at a sun-drenched drag strip.
  • A rockabilly couple standing at a drag strip during sunset. The man wears the "Holy Smokes!" t-shirt while the woman stands next to him in her favorite vintage-inspired Cinderpoint apparel.
  • Cinderpoint Studios Bella+Canvas 3001 size chart for shirts on a white background
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Cinderpoint Studios

"Holy Smokes!" Retro Smoking Jesus T-Shirt - Vintage Lowbrow Art Tee

"Holy Smokes!" Retro Smoking Jesus T-Shirt - Vintage Lowbrow Art Tee

$28.00 USD
$28.00 USD
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Divine Relaxation.

Sometimes the weight of the world requires a quick five-minute break. Our "Holy Smokes!" tee is a cheeky, vintage-inspired nod to those moments when even the highest powers need to take a drag and decompress.

Featuring a relaxed, haloed figure taking a quiet moment with a classic 1960s-style "Holy Smokes!" headline, this three-color distressed design is built for the rebels, the outcasts, and the gearheads who don't take life—or the afterlife—too seriously. It’s a masterclass in mid-century irony and subversive soul.

Why you'll love it:

  • The "Tribe": A perfect fit for those who appreciate sacrilegious humor, traditional illustration, and vintage tobacco-ad aesthetics.

  • The Aesthetic: High-detail, traditional linework that looks like a lost piece of 1950s counter-culture art found in a dusty attic.

  • The Quality: Printed on our favorite Bella+Canvas 3001. Soft enough for a Sunday morning, tough enough for Saturday night at the dive bar.

Technical Specs:

  • Colors: Deep Motor-Oil Black for maximum graphic contrast.

  • Sizes: XS to 5X (Inclusive sizing for every body).

  • Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton.

Spotted in the Wild: Looking for the "Mothman Bar & Grill" tee featured in our photos? Click here to get lit.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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