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Better Living Through Negotiation - Retro Devil Deal T-Shirt
Better Living Through Negotiation - Retro Devil Deal T-Shirt
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Read the Fine Print. Then Sign.
Sometimes the mortgage is due, the car is making a funny noise, and the laundry is sentient. When standard domesticity fails, it’s time to call in a consultant from a lower floor. Our Better Living Through Negotiation tee celebrates the art of the "soulful" compromise—because sometimes a deal with the Devil is the only thing that gets the dishes done.
Featuring a cheerful, polka-dotted 1950s housewife shaking hands with a dapper, suited demon amidst a cozy background of hellfire, this shirt is for the girl who knows how to get exactly what she wants, no matter the cost.
Why you'll love it:
• The "Mood": For the sharp-witted negotiator who knows that everything has a price.
• The Aesthetic: Classic storybook-style watercolor with a dark, mid-century comic book edge.
• The Comfort: Printed on our premium Bella+Canvas 3001—soft enough for an eternity of wear.
Technical Specs:
• Colors: Available in Black, Heather Black, and Vintage Black.
• Size Range: Inclusive sizing from XS to 5X.
• Fabric: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Retail fit).
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (Stays cool even in the afterlife)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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