Lock your doors and hide the relish. The backyard barbecue just became a giant, mustard-covered nightmare!
This original Cinderpoint design is for B-movie junkies, vintage sci-fi collectors, and foodies with a dark side. Inspired by the creature features of the 1950s, this tee reimagines the "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman" with a much more delicious (and dangerous) antagonist. Whether you're a cult film nerd or just really, really into processed meats, this dog's for you.
Product Details: Attack of the 50-Foot Hot Dog was cooked up exclusively for our staple tee using high-contrast inks that move with you. No heavy "brick" of ink here, no chippy art —just a soft, breathable, attention-grabbing print that’s built to last wash after wash.
Black Bella+Canvas 3001
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Retail unisex fit, pre-shrunk
Inclusive Sizes XS–5XL
The Cinderpoint Guarantee: At Cinderpoint Studios, we put our money where our mouth is. We use the highest-quality tees and premium inks because we believe in a product that lasts. If, for any reason, you aren't thrilled with your gear—maybe the fit isn’t quite right, or it doesn’t match your particular brand of mayhem—we offer a 30-day money-back or exchange guarantee. No excuses, no run-around. Just a shop that stands behind its work.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
